The State of Hatsunia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tatsumi Kubo with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.481 billion Hatsunese people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraikyo. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hatsunese economy, worth an astonishing 14,070 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,939 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Prime Minister Tatsumi Kubo's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime is totally unknown. Hatsunia's national animal is the warbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hatsunia is ranked 811^th in the world and 1^st in Neo Otaku Utopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 301,665.58 Standard Monetary Units.