Population | 22.475 billion |
Capital | Miraito |
Leader | Prime Minister Mikuru Hazuki |
Currency | yen |
Animal | warbler |
The State of Hatsunia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mikuru Hazuki with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.475 billion Hatsunese people hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraito. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Hatsunese economy, worth a remarkable 7,496 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 333,563 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Miraito. Crime is totally unknown. Hatsunia's national animal is the warbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hatsunia is ranked 4,823rd in the world and 2nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 148,434.72 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hatsunia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Miraito.
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Hatsunia, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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Hatsunia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
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Hatsunia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Hatsunia, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
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Hatsunia, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
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Hatsunia, Prime Minister Mikuru Hazuki's Twitcher account is typically used to share warbler memes rather than government policy.
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Hatsunia, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
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Hatsunia, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
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Hatsunia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.