
| Population | 34.859 billion |
| Capital | Icturk City |
| Leader | Sashan Vidin |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | hikan |
| Animal | crane |
The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.859 billion Haize are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Haize economy, worth an astonishing 21,169 trillion hikans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 607,297 hikans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Haishan is ranked 351st in the world and 5th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 113,424.78 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Haishan are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
- : Following new legislation in
Haishan, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.






























































































