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Largest Black Market: 83rdHighest Economic Output: 268thHighest Average Incomes: 313th
The Techno-Induscracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nyhizi kizcyk kur
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Haishan

Population30.019 billion

CapitalIcturk City
LeaderSashan Vidin
FaithAtheism

Currencyhikan
Animalcrane

The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.019 billion Haize are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haize economy, worth an astonishing 16,289 trillion hikans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 542,655 hikans, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, the nation leads Greater Dienstad in per capita stalking, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Haishan is ranked 73,308th in the world and 19th in Greater Dienstad for Most Conservative, scoring 69.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Black Market: 83rdHighest Economic Output: 268thHighest Average Incomes: 313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 412thLargest Insurance Industry: 587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 599thMost Corrupt Governments: 674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 758thLowest Crime Rates: 970thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,000thLargest Retail Industry: 1,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,423rdLargest Governments: 1,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,538thHealthiest Citizens: 1,607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,730thLargest Mining Sector: 1,817thMost Secular: 1,841stMost Efficient Economies: 1,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,247thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,794thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,143rdMost Developed: 3,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,220thMost Stationary: 3,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,366thLargest Populations: 4,622ndSmartest Citizens: 5,337thRudest Citizens: 5,344thMost Patriotic: 5,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,769thMost Influential: 7,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,248thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,337thMost Cultured: 11,153rdHighest Food Quality: 13,303rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,330th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haishan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, the nation leads Greater Dienstad in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Haishan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.

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