by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Black Market: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262ndHighest Economic Output: 336th
The Techno-Induscracy of
Father Knows Best State
Nyhizi kizcyk kur
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Haishan

Population25.822 billion

CapitalIcturk City
LeaderSashan Vidin
FaithAtheism

Currencyhikan
Animalcrane

The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.822 billion Haize are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Haize economy, worth an astonishing 12,985 trillion hikans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 502,903 hikans, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Haishan is ranked 66,593rd in the world and 15th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,615.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262ndHighest Economic Output: 336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thHighest Average Incomes: 373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 561stMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndLargest Insurance Industry: 663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 714thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 777thLowest Crime Rates: 848thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,207thHealthiest Citizens: 1,341stLargest Governments: 1,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,566thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,568thMost Secular: 1,629thLargest Retail Industry: 1,684thLargest Mining Sector: 1,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,921stMost Efficient Economies: 2,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,439thMost Patriotic: 2,547thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,271stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,337thMost Developed: 3,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,599thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,895thRudest Citizens: 4,098thMost Stationary: 4,124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,787thLargest Populations: 4,895thSmartest Citizens: 5,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,717thMost Influential: 8,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,411thTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 13,729thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,074thMost Cultured: 14,581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,125thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,331st
Top
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Haishan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Haishan was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Haishan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
  • : Following new legislation in Haishan, Crane sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.

More...

Report