Population | 5.596 billion |
Capital | Haganham |
Leader | Ulrich Von Hagan |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Boar |
The Kingdom of Haganham is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ulrich Von Hagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.596 billion Hagans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haganham. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Haganhamian economy, worth 315 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,434 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haganham's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Haganham is ranked 17,439th in the world and 5th in Palatine for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haganham changed its national faith to "Christianity".
- : Haganham lodged a message on the Palatine Regional Message Board.
- : Haganham published "Guilds and Merchant Houses in Haganham" (Factbook: Economy).
- : Haganham lodged a message on the Palatine Regional Message Board.
- : Haganham's influence in Palatine fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Haganham's influence in Palatine rose from "Zero" to "Ambassador".
- : Haganham relocated from United League of Confederation to Palatine.
- : Haganham's influence in United League of Confederation rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Haganham relocated from Palatine to United League of Confederation.
- : Haganham lodged a message on the Palatine Regional Message Board.