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Most Primitive: 1,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,536th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Fides, virtus et constantia
Influence
Diplomat
Chancellor, Herald
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Haganham

Population5.596 billion

CapitalHaganham
LeaderUlrich Von Hagan
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalBoar

The Kingdom of Haganham is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ulrich Von Hagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.596 billion Hagans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haganham. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Haganhamian economy, worth 315 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,434 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haganham's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Haganham is ranked 17,439th in the world and 5th in Palatine for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,536thMost Devout: 12,761stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,058thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,833rdMost Cultured: 17,439thMost Authoritarian: 17,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,303rdBest Weather: 26,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,784thMost Influential: 28,168thMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,804th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the region

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