by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 1,029thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,016thMost Devout: 6,744th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fides, virtus et constantia
Chancellor, Herald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.488 billion

LeaderUlrich Von Hagan


The Kingdom of Haganham is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ulrich Von Hagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.488 billion Hagans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haganham. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Haganhamian economy, worth 192 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,263 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, it's never "just a game" with Haganhamian sports fans, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haganham's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Haganham is ranked 201,501st in the world and 85th in Palatine for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88.65 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Primitive: 1,029thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,016thMost Devout: 6,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,388thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,107thBest Weather: 19,093rdMost Cultured: 19,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,402ndMost Patriotic: 30,504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30,956th
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the region

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