The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.694 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 5,037 trillion hačïms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,046 hačïms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafamarimyht is ranked 750^th in the world and 4^th in Wysteria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,277.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.