The Kingdom of Gyaromia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benedek Széchenyi I with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate population of 3.183 billion Gyaromians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lászvár. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Gyaromian economy, worth 201 trillion Gyaromian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,357 Gyaromian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, and acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyaromia's national animal is the Saker Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Gyaromia is ranked 208,856^th in the world and 193^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,118.18 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.