The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 36.331 billion Grenartians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 6,724 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 185,100 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, recognizing the Grenartian flag qualifies you for citizenship, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and the nation has unofficially betrayed its values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 1,664^th in the world and 2^nd in The Transgender Region for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 50 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.