The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.78 billion Grenartians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 5,899 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 164,886 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Grenartia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 305,103^rd in the world and 10^th in The Transgender Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.