The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.78 billion Grenartians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 5,910 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 165,182 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, tourists visit Grenartia to mass-moon Grenartian politicians, there's a bright dawn ahead for Grenartia, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 46,814^th in the world and 2^nd in The Transgender Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,631.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.