The Federal Republic of Greal is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.032 billion Grealis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sasha. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Grealian economy, worth an astonishing 13,497 trillion Greali Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,121 Greali Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greal's national animal is the Blackish Blue Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greal is ranked 4,254^th in the world and 10^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,819.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.