The Federated Empire of Solisian Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Meriall Satarana with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.235 billion Solisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Victoria. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solisian Unionian economy, worth 420 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,849 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"What's the Frequency, Meriall Satarana?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Greater Dienstad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solisian Union's national animal is the sun dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solisian Union is ranked 34,642^nd in the world and 32^nd in Greater Dienstad for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,866.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.