The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.491 billion Kriopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,386 trillion Golden Krions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,670 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 322,206^th in the world and 1,304^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,269.47 Standard Monetary Units.