Population | 2.435 billion |
Capital | Kriopia City |
Leader | Sophia Augusta Renee |
Currency | Golden Krions |
Animal | Llama |
The Lucky Llama of Grea Kriopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.435 billion Kriopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 361 trillion Golden Krions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,661 Golden Krions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Birth rates have hit an all-time low, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the question of 'what is Sophia Augusta Renee's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Grea Kriopia is ranked 30,899th in the world and 19th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Grea Kriopia, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in
Grea Kriopia, the question of 'what is Sophia Augusta Renee's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in
Grea Kriopia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in
Grea Kriopia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
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Grea Kriopia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
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Grea Kriopia, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
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Grea Kriopia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
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Grea Kriopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Advanced Public Education.
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Grea Kriopia, Grea Kriopia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in
Grea Kriopia, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.