The Federative Commonwealth of Gralov is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by mother with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 9.34 billion Gralovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glakford. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gralovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Wryxranis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,336 Wryxranis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Gralov's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, the right to counsel goes both ways, and death is nobody's business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gralov's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gralov is ranked 1,276^th in the world and 63^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 152.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.