The Nation of of of of of of of of Gotland and Oland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Elf Crostersson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.107 billion Gotlanders or Olänningar love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visby. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gotland and Olandian economy, worth 115 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 104,021 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elf Crostersson can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, genetic researchers have been expelled, euthanasia is legal, and the Gotland and Oland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gotland and Oland's national animal is the Gotland Russ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BLÅHAJISM.

Gotland and Oland is ranked 260,057^th in the world and 1,112^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.