
| Population | 5.944 billion |
| Capital | TN Sol Sołegna |
| Leader | Governor Redtooth |
| Faith | Capitalist Greed |
| Currency | 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗 |
| Animal | General TM |
The Dubious Nation of General TN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Redtooth with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.944 billion Money Makers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TN Sol Sołegna. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient A Money Maker economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 268,753 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,486,852 per year while the poor average 2,807, a ratio of 885 to 1.
Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of General TN, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade A Money Maker Moonshine", and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make A Money Maker mussels the biggest in A Golden Hell. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalist Greed.
General TN is ranked 316,567th in the world and 2nd in A Golden Hell for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.12 years.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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General TN altered its national flag.
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General TN altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make A Money Maker mussels the biggest in A Golden Hell.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade A Money Maker Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of General TN.
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General TN changed its national motto to "Wealth Shinin' so Bright they call me a Star" and its nation type to "Dubious Nation".
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, children keel over while singing "Governor Redtooth Gives Us the Water of Life".
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras.
- : Following new legislation in
General TN, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.


















































