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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 252ndMost Armed: 556thHighest Crime Rates: 618th
The 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝕻𝖚𝖗𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖀𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊 of
Compulsory Consumerist State
𝔱𝔢..𝔥𝔢... 𝔭𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔩𝔢... 𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔯𝔞 𝔯𝔞𝔯𝔢... 𝔱𝔢..𝔥𝔢..
ʊռɦօʟʏ ɢօɖ ȶռ
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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General TN

Population2.213 billion

Capital𝕋ℕ 丂ㄖㄥ SųłɇǥnȺ
Leaderʊռɦօʟʏ ɢօɖ ȶռ
Faithςคll ๏Ŧ tђє ש๏เ๔

Currency𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗
AnimalGeneral TM

The 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝕻𝖚𝖗𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖀𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊 of General TN is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ʊռɦօʟʏ ɢօɖ ȶռ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.213 billion ᵀᴺˢ ᵖˡᵃʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝕋ℕ 丂ㄖㄥ SųłɇǥnȺ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ₜₙₛ ₗᵢₜₜₗ ₚᵣey economy, worth 456 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 206,418 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,901,458 per year while the poor average 2,267, a ratio of 838 to 1.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ςคll ๏Ŧ tђє ש๏เ๔.

General TN is ranked 343,078th in the world and 94th in Imperial World Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 252ndMost Armed: 556thHighest Crime Rates: 618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 683rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 863rdFattest Citizens: 877thMost Avoided: 878thLargest Gambling Industry: 895thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,595thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,664thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,983rdRudest Citizens: 3,071stTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 3,771stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,639thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,515thLargest Mining Sector: 8,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,251stMost Efficient Economies: 10,320thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,614thMost Devout: 10,951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,277thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,463rdMost Pro-Market: 24,925thMost Cultured: 25,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,408thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,256th
Top
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : General TN's influence in Imperial World Nations rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : General TN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in General TN, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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