Population | 2.213 billion |
Capital | 𝕋ℕ 丂ㄖㄥ SųłɇǥnȺ |
Leader | ʊռɦօʟʏ ɢօɖ ȶռ |
Faith | ςคll ๏Ŧ tђє ש๏เ๔ |
Currency | 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗 |
Animal | General TM |
The 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝕻𝖚𝖗𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖀𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊 of General TN is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ʊռɦօʟʏ ɢօɖ ȶռ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.213 billion ᵀᴺˢ ᵖˡᵃʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝕋ℕ 丂ㄖㄥ SųłɇǥnȺ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.
The frighteningly efficient ₜₙₛ ₗᵢₜₜₗ ₚᵣey economy, worth 456 trillion 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 206,418 𝕿𝕹 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖗s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,901,458 per year while the poor average 2,267, a ratio of 838 to 1.
'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General TN's national animal is the General TM, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ςคll ๏Ŧ tђє ש๏เ๔.
General TN is ranked 343,078th in the world and 94th in Imperial World Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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General TN's influence in Imperial World Nations rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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General TN, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
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General TN, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
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General TN, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
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General TN, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
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General TN, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
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General TN, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
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General TN, equality looks curiously unequal.
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General TN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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General TN, the tenet of free speech is held dear.