The Community of Geiopol is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 23 million Geiopolski have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Geiopolski economy, worth 897 billion zjolters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,001 zjolters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geiopol's national animal is the sturgeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Geiopol is ranked 194,379^th in the world and 6^th in Voszkija for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,001 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.