The Meme Machine of Gatito is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyazik Mergen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.002 billion Gatitons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mos Mivos. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gatiton economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Gats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 125,360 Gats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nyazik Mergen's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, Mos Mivos spends billions upgrading public transport, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime is totally unknown. Gatito's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grind Culture.

Gatito is ranked 31,105^th in the world and 1^st in International Northwestern Union for Most Politically Free, scoring 84.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.