The Holy Four Realms Sphere of Gaian Ascendancy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Excellency Imladris Kerenska with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.912 billion Gaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Aglar hir rochben. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth a remarkable 9,305 trillion Gaias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,030 Gaias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaian Ascendancy's national animal is the Ornes en Tur Galad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aina Galad en Elen Menel.

Gaian Ascendancy is ranked 1,980^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 71.4 average smiles per day.