The Republic of Freeoplis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 36.493 billion Freeoplisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeten. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freeoplisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,048 trillion Freelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,946 Freelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, Air Freeoplis is rumored to receive more government funding than the Freeoplisian Air Force, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freeoplis's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freeoplis is ranked 3,218^th in the world and 5^th in Absolution for Safest, scoring 135.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.