The Serene Dominion of Fort Concord is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Rhaza with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 9.425 billion Fort Concordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lawrence. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The large but inefficient Fort Concordian economy, worth 409 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,447 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, most pop videos prominently feature the Fort Concordian flag, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fort Concord's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Concordian Catholicism.

Fort Concord is ranked 194,970^th in the world and 712^th in Concord for Highest Drug Use, scoring 91.24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.