The People's Republic of Finnstonia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Juha Pajari with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 22.753 billion Finnstonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The all-consuming Finnstonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,555 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 112,305 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and the FBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnstonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Finnstonia is ranked 10,858^th in the world and 498^th in Balder for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,121.86 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.