The Federation of FFI is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning mascot population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.728 billion players have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The FFIian economy, worth 667 trillion ondagangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,426 ondagangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, FFI has designated FFI City as its capital city, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime is relatively low. FFI's national animal is the mascot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FFI is ranked 247,498^th in the world and 4^th in NS Sports for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 171.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.