The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.785 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth an astonishing 11,536 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 485,025 Dations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,193,722 per year while the poor average 28,635, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 332,316^th in the world and 24^th in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -78.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.