The Social Democratic Republic of Ferganistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Last Monarch Ariza Sorenxovde with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 5.734 billion Ferganis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retaznolya. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fergani economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Fergani Yagdas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 227,339 Fergani Yagdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ferganistan's radio stations, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferganistan's national animal is the Steppe Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Ferganistan is ranked 302,218^th in the world and 1,788^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 4.15 Obesity Rate.