The Federation of Fasdia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Gregory Thorn with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.54 billion Fasdians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasdia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fasdian economy, worth a remarkable 6,033 trillion jimmies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 185,407 jimmies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,313,960 per year while the poor average 8,732, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Much of Fasdia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, small horse sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fasdia's national animal is the small horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fasdia is ranked 109,852^nd in the world and 4,133^rd in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 151.01 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.