The Free Kingdom of Falcania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Falcon IV with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 46.983 billion Falcanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Roost. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falcon's economy, worth an astonishing 12,944 trillion decimalised Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 275,504 decimalised Talons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,389 per year while the poor average 55,131, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

A rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Falcania's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Falcania is ranked 4,338^th in the world and 2^nd in Arrosia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 62,540.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.