Highest Wealthy Incomes: 363rd Most Efficient Economies: 420th Most Stationary: 454th
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The Free Kingdom of Falcania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Falcon IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.662 billion Falcanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Roost. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falcon's economy, worth a remarkable 6,611 trillion decimalised Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,991 decimalised Talons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,039,833 per year while the poor average 6,306, a ratio of 323 to 1.

International war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Falcania's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falcania is ranked 161,491st in the world and 101st in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -24.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 363rdMost Efficient Economies: 420thMost Stationary: 454thHighest Economic Output: 533rdRudest Citizens: 698thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 780thMost Armed: 870thMost Influential: 928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,135thLargest Populations: 1,219thHighest Crime Rates: 1,315thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,598thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,699thFattest Citizens: 1,849thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,111thMost Avoided: 2,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,327thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,368thHighest Average Incomes: 2,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,119thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,014thMost Pro-Market: 4,178thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,754thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,614thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,561stHighest Drug Use: 7,318thMost Secular: 7,598thNudest: 7,627thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,600thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,080thMost Cultured: 10,128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,348thSmartest Citizens: 13,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,881st
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the region

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