The Hrrhghhh hmm idol boys of Ezhara is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mascots with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.231 billion Ezharans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woroshire. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ezharan economy, worth a remarkable 7,491 trillion Anzhems a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 370,274 Anzhems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the question of 'what is The Mascots's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and The Mascots is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezhara's national animal is the Green Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Assorted Religions.

Ezhara is ranked 39,363^rd in the world and 1^st in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.