The Federated Republic of Evil Sernet is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Xamir Betkaff with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.385 billion Evil Sernetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evsernkof. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The Evil Sernetian economy, worth 77.9 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,649 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, a major religion has been named as Evil Sernet's national religion, only adults may purchase violent video games, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Evsernkof Natural History Museum. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Evil Sernet's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Evil Sernet is ranked 231,555^th in the world and 19^th in Kryndel for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.