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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Evil Dictators Happyland

Population13.303 billion

CapitalNew Egopolis
LeaderDictator Alexander the Deceased
Faithcommunism

Currencystandard monetary unit
Animaltoupéed eagle

The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander the Deceased with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.303 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 3,809 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,334 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Evil Dictators Happyland, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is communism.

Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 3,185th in the world and 50th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 211 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 708thMost Advanced Public Education: 823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 922ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,055thLargest Governments: 1,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,258thMost Secular: 1,316thMost Inclusive: 1,339thLowest Crime Rates: 1,512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,775thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,903rdSmartest Citizens: 1,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,247thHighest Food Quality: 2,256thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,594thMost Efficient Economies: 2,800thMost Developed: 2,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,906thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,185thHighest Average Incomes: 3,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,659thLargest Black Market: 4,995thHighest Economic Output: 5,099thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,131stMost Patriotic: 7,176thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,468thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,004thNicest Citizens: 20,871stMost Authoritarian: 24,577thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,086th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the region

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