Population | 13.303 billion |
Capital | New Egopolis |
Leader | Dictator Alexander the Deceased |
Faith | communism |
Currency | standard monetary unit |
Animal | toupéed eagle |
The People's Dictatorship of Evil Dictators Happyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Alexander the Deceased with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.303 billion comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 3,809 trillion standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,334 standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Evil Dictators Happyland, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictators Happyland's national animal is the toupéed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is communism.
Evil Dictators Happyland is ranked 3,185th in the world and 50th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 211 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Dictators Happyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Evil Dictators Happyland altered its national flag.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland relocated from Balder to 10000 Islands.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland was refounded in Balder.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Evil Dictators Happyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Evil Dictators Happyland altered its national flag.