The Democratic People's Republic of Eupranya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Head Representative Katharina Rühle with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.489 billion Eupranys love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Großhafen. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Eupranyan economy, worth 106 trillion Assets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 30,518 Assets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, the Federal Council of Eupranya has been announced as the new Head of State, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the children of Eupranya are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eupranya's national animal is the Angullian Wolf, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eupranya is ranked 262,193^rd in the world and 1,620^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 6.99 Obesity Rate.