The Dominion of Euprania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Royarch Andreas Vogel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.515 billion Eupranys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eprysbourgh. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eupranyan economy, worth 171 trillion Eprys-marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,702 Eprys-marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, Royarch Andreas Vogel has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Royarch Andreas Vogel's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euprania's national animal is the Ebbed Albyrian Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular.

Euprania is ranked 165,816^th in the world and 314^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Populations, with 3.52 billion capita.