The Republic of Ertzei Kishim is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Riva Galon with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.541 billion Kishraelis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiferet. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kishraeli economy, worth 493 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 36,446 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ertzei Kishim's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ertzei Kishim is ranked 88,428^th in the world and 4,591^st in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,089.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.