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Most Patriotic: 176thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Conservative: 353rd
The Holy dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Shall Prevail
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Enzonar

Population9.336 billion

CapitalAirstrip Millenium
LeaderGreat Father
FaithTime Truth

CurrencyMerit
Animalmoose

The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.336 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth a remarkable 3,225 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 345,447 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.

Enzonar is ranked 81,383rd in the world and 1st in 001 Alpha Prime for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,856.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 176thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Conservative: 353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 514thLargest Governments: 534thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582ndMost Secular: 606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 634thMost Corrupt Governments: 854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 959thMost Developed: 976thMost Armed: 1,013thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,072ndSmartest Citizens: 1,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,738thHealthiest Citizens: 1,750thHighest Average Incomes: 1,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,626thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,260thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,398thHighest Economic Output: 8,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,464thLargest Mining Sector: 14,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,642ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19,010thMost Extreme: 26,813thSafest: 29,548th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Enzonar Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the term "Native Enzonarian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.

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