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Lowest Crime Rates: 843rdMost Patriotic: 859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 906th
The Holy dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Shall Prevail
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Enzonar

Population5.449 billion

CapitalAirstrip Millenium
LeaderGreat Father
FaithTime Truth

CurrencyMerit
Animalmoose

The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.449 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,655 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the new Enzonar-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, the might of the entire Enzonar Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.

Enzonar is ranked 25,140th in the world and 1st in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Extreme, scoring 44.59 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 843rdMost Patriotic: 859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 906thMost Secular: 1,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,629thLargest Governments: 1,844thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,941stMost Developed: 2,135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,208thMost Armed: 2,248thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,961stMost Authoritarian: 3,044thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,253rdSmartest Citizens: 3,480thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,936thHealthiest Citizens: 4,185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,967thHighest Average Incomes: 5,304thMost Conservative: 5,419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,429thBest Weather: 9,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,206thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,616thHighest Economic Output: 22,864thMost Extreme: 25,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 31,091st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enzonar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the might of the entire Enzonar Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the new Enzonar-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Enzonar's influence in 001 Alpha Prime rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.

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