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Most Patriotic: 542ndMost Conservative: 1,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,692nd
The Temporal Hivemind of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Shall Prevail
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Enzonar

Population2.443 billion

CapitalAirstrip Millenium
LeaderGreat Father
FaithTime Truth

CurrencyMerit
Animalmoose

The Temporal Hivemind of Enzonar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.443 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth 496 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,435 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.

Enzonar is ranked 247,846th in the world and 107th in The Alliance of Dictators for Fattest Citizens, with 4.26 Obesity Rate.

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Most Patriotic: 542ndMost Conservative: 1,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,818thMost Secular: 2,084thMost Authoritarian: 2,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,186thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,973rdLargest Governments: 4,008thHealthiest Citizens: 4,663rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,988thMost Efficient Economies: 5,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,184thSmartest Citizens: 6,675thHighest Average Incomes: 6,738thBest Weather: 8,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,469thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,693rdMost Extreme: 15,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,404thMost Developed: 16,820thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,451stLargest Black Market: 17,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,541st
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes.
  • : Enzonar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Enzonar lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.

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