The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes of Entropan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Hakon Martinsen with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.496 billion Entropanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maledonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient gay economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion felcoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,186 felcoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Entropan's national animal is the weddell seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáidism.

Entropan is ranked 298,688^th in the world and 138^th in Eladria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.36 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.