Population | 6.521 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Enjo is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.521 billion Enjoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although International Aid, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Enjoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,788 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,233 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
It's illegal to be caught on tape, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Enjo City, and referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Enjo's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Enjo is ranked 292,393rd in the world and 12th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -50.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Enjo City.
- : Enjo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, ad-blocking has been nationalised.
- : Enjo was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
- : Following new legislation in Enjo, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.