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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
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Enjo

Population6.46 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Enjo is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.46 billion Enjoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with International Aid, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Enjoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 264,966 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,269 per year while the poor average 48,481, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

You're only as old as you feel, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Enjoan military, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Enjo's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enjo is ranked 294,574th in the world and 14th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89thLargest Retail Industry: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 150thHighest Drug Use: 172ndMost Avoided: 176thHighest Crime Rates: 177thMost Efficient Economies: 281stMost Armed: 330thMost Corrupt Governments: 576thLargest Gambling Industry: 581stFattest Citizens: 610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 632ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,249thMost Primitive: 1,791stRudest Citizens: 1,842ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,445thLargest Black Market: 2,796thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,234thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,784thHighest Average Incomes: 4,450thLargest Governments: 6,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,177thNudest: 8,423rdMost Secular: 13,945thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,419th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Enjo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Enjoan military.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Enjoan bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
  • : Following new legislation in Enjo, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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