The Commonwealth of Emoti is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.528 billion Emoticons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Emotian economy, worth 479 trillion colons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,742 colons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emoti's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emoti is ranked 184,528^th in the world and 4,691^st in Osiris for Most Influential, scoring 179 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.