The Islamic Republic of Emmiria is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Akram Sulaiman with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.145 billion Emmirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhaga. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Emmirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Emmirian Rijas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,661 Emmirian Rijas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmiria's national animal is the Ibex, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

Emmiria is ranked 111,700^th in the world and 42^nd in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.97 kickbacks per hour.