The Islamic Republic of Emmiria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akram Sulaiman with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.859 billion Emmirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhaga. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emmirian economy, worth 139 trillion Emmirian Rijas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 75,191 Emmirian Rijas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and a video of Akram Sulaiman wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmiria's national animal is the Ibex, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

Emmiria is ranked 170,181^st in the world and 118^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.