The Republic of Einsiev is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Benoît Lafayette with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 25.536 billion Einsioneis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Château de Rivagnon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Einsioneis economy, worth a remarkable 3,818 trillion Bizon | Ƀs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,527 Bizon | Ƀs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,682 per year while the poor average 33,476, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Entomologists flock to Château de Rivagnon for its remarkable gadfly population, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einsiev's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Einsiev is ranked 98,892^nd in the world and 27^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.46 percentage of bribes refused.