The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executive Alexander Polis with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.372 billion Wizlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,206 trillion Wizcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 283,394 Wizcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 857,878 per year while the poor average 72,846, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBW Governor goes house hunting, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wizlandia's national animal is the Stingray, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Liberal Democracy.

Wizlandia is ranked 8,786^th in the world and 6^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,687.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.