The City Republic of Einaro is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Oakley Smit with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 8.152 billion Einaroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Einaro City. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einaroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Einaroan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,689 Einaroan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Einaro's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Einaro is ranked 293,085^th in the world and 1^st in League of the Chosen Generation for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 32.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.