The City Republic of Einaro is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Torin Macey with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.221 billion Einaroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Einaro City. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einaroan economy, worth 690 trillion Einaroan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 163,639 Einaroan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einaro's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Einaro is ranked 1,127^th in the world and 1^st in League of the Chosen Generation for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 12,306.02 on the Hickory Productivity Index.