The Maxist Kingdom of Egrek is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Egrek with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.117 billion Egrekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Defense and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egrek. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Egrekian economy, worth 953 trillion dimes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 27,933 dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Egrek's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Revelational Agnostic Theism.

Egrek is ranked 327,620^th in the world and 17,681^st in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.