The Klεptocratic Plutocracy of EA Corporations is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Board of Dirεctors with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.029 billion εmployεεs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient εA economy, worth a remarkable 6,758 trillion DLCS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 612,804 DLCS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,717,384 per year while the poor average 5,797, a ratio of 986 to 1.

Global warming is heating up, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. EA Corporations's national animal is the Vulturε, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumεrism.

EA Corporations is ranked 662^nd in the world and 1^st in the Outback for Most Secular, with 99.19 Atheism Rate.