The Klεptocratic Plutocracy of EA Corporations is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Board of Dirεctors with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.424 billion εmployεεs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient εA economy, worth a remarkable 5,949 trillion DLCS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 570,789 DLCS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,324,703 per year while the poor average 5,409, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, AI models unanimously choose all government facts, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. EA Corporations's national animal is the Vulturε, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumεrism.

EA Corporations is ranked 594^th in the world and 3^rd in the Outback for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 37,494.16 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.