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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 712thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,523rd
The Fence-Burning Rabble of
Mother Knows Best State
One People, One Nation, Many Puddings
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
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Dumb Ideologies

Population41.352 billion

CapitalDIrusalem
LeaderEmpress DIabolica
FaithDIsestablishmentarianism

CurrencyThonk
AnimalDIplodocus

The Fence-Burning Rabble of Dumb Ideologies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress DIabolica with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 41.352 billion DInizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DIrusalem. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DInizen economy, worth a remarkable 5,620 trillion Thonks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,923 Thonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Empress DIabolica wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dumb Ideologies's national animal is the DIplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DIsestablishmentarianism.

Dumb Ideologies is ranked 317,911th in the world and 21st in The Eternal Region for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,366thHighest Economic Output: 3,622ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,074thLargest Governments: 4,409thMost Pacifist: 4,415thSafest: 4,565thMost Developed: 6,424thHealthiest Citizens: 6,521stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,581stMost Secular: 13,002ndSmartest Citizens: 14,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,330thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 18,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,840thMost Cultured: 23,141stMost Efficient Economies: 30,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 32,820thHighest Average Incomes: 33,207th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the region
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